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Joke of the Day
"I wrote a book called My permanently exposed penis'. It's out now."
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"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."
"My Girlfriend is doing majors in Physics Yesterday she texted me she needs time and distance. I dont even know why she wants to calculate the velocity"
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"It's only a restroom if you fall asleep in the stall."
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"What's the difference between my meat and my wife? Nothing. I beat both."