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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the NSFW warning on r/Jokes? It stopped working like all those who got caught on reddit at work."

"It saddens me that the closest my car will ever get to being a Transformer is when I fold in the side mirrors."

"""Oh, this one? It's an excuse to tell a story about my life that only I think is interesting"" - literally all tattoos"

"*Geography Bee* Judge: ""Tell me about Yemen."" Me: ""Chandler said he was moving there when he couldn't breakup with Janice on Friends."""

"A QA Engineer walks into a bar an orders a beer. And orders 2 beers, and orders 7445553822 beers, and orders -1 beers, and orders asdfadf beers, and orders Robert'); DROP TABLE beers;"

"Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!"

"How many ears does Spock have? A right ear, a left ear, and the final front ear."

"My car dealer will subtract the number of upvotes from my purchase price. When I spend more than $100 000"

"Nice try, nine out of the ten days in a 10-day forecast."

"Say, did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? No? Well, well,well."