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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the NSFW warning on r/Jokes? It stopped working like all those who got caught on reddit at work."

"Investment I still wonder if my parents knew humans are not much good of an investment"

"It's nice finding people from our past. I'm still trying to find the girl from elementary school that couldn't stop sucking her thumb."

"Change is inevitable Except when it comes to vending machines."

"Said Helvetica Narrow to Helvetica Bold: ""Hey, you're just my type."""

"What do you call a white man who never lose in the boxing ring? The referee"

"How will we truly reach gender equality? By leaving the toilet seat at a 45 degree angle for the next person to decide without bias."

"Apparently you can make a career out of exhaling It's called a blowjob"

"There is a thin line between a numerator and denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny."

"Why don't plumbers like to work on instant hot water heaters? It's a tankless job!"