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Joke of the Day

"Prank caller: Is your refrigerator running? Me: Of course. Can't have these bodies at room temperature"

"A gay and a lesbian are going to the airport. Who gets there first? The lesbian. She got there lickity split while the gay guy was still packing his shit."

"what should you never say to a bossy person planning the funeral of a loved one ""who died and put you in charge?"""

"I heard that there were a couple of jokes in the Bible, so I went to look for one myself... I found one in Genesis, but it wasn't that funny; it was the oldest joke in the book."

"What did the pirate name his pet clam? Michelle"

"Which reindeer have the shortest legs? The smallest ones."

"My toothpaste says it guarantees whiteness within two weeks.. Yet after two weeks I'm still asian"

"What do you call a fat asian? A chunk. (Chink)"

"What did Gandhi fight for? Nothing, he was against violence."

"Did you hear about the Dick that graduated from Law School? He was appointed first attorney genital."