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Joke of the Day

"If all the girls who went to my high school prom were laid end to end... It wouldn't surprise me at all."

"Why do Jewish people have big noses? Air is free"

"Three People Killed at Colorado Abortion Clinic Sounds like a slow day to me"

"If you're on a motorized cart, I can't tell if you're disabled or just obese and lazy."

"I always carry cake, just in case someone pulls a knife on me."

"What's the most common sleeping position of a man? Around. "

"What does Hilter get when he's scared? The hebrewgeebies"

"Whoever lost a bundle of $20 bills tied up in a rubber band..I found the rubber band.."

"Why was Germany in debt after WWII? The gas bill was too high."

"I hit a guy with my car the other day. Don't worry, it wasn't serious. well... I was laughing. He might have been too, I didn't stop to find out."