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"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..."
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"There are 2 types of college majors... A B. S. major and a BS major"
"As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.. The plot thickens."
"What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery? Only one cannoli."
"""I'm a very private person"" - people who are on back to back reality shows"
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"Checked into a hotel expecting one night stand but there were 2! Mighty pleased."