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Joke of the Day

"KID: Why's the sky blue DAD: It's sad MOM: Light refraction DAD: ... MOM: ... DAD: (*mumbling*) light refraction"

"Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately."

"Teach a man to Google how to fish and he'll wind up looking at fish porn for the rest of his life."

"NFL Not Female Lovers Nail Females Limp Nasty F...ckig Liars Not Fair Losers"

"What kind of database does a Pokedex use? PokeMongoDB"

"Being an adult is like being a Quentin Tarantino movie: it starts out real cool, there's lots of cursing, it's very confusing, everyone dies"

"I once farted in an elevator . . . it was wrong on so many levels."

"the logic of why the line in front of this bathroom is so long if pee, then queue"

"What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for? ""Nowledge."""

"What's a parrot's favourite song? I love Parrots in the Springtime!"