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Joke of the Day
"What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for? ""Nowledge."""
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"dad: I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU YOUNG MAN son: HI VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU YOUNG MAN IM GREG dad: omg [sheds a tear]"
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