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Joke of the Day

"Love becomes weak if it is not strengthened by truth. Truth becomes hard if it is not softened by love."

"Nothing good can come out of answering your landline."

"Ghosts... I didn't believe in ghosts until this one night, it was like 3 am, and I decided to start believing in ghosts."

"If H2O is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside? K9P"

"Why don't you see blonde pharmacists? They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!"

"I'm a pretty neutral guy. I find it hard to choose sides. I mean, I have an uncle who drives a truck for Pepsi and a cousin who sucks dick for coke."

"No YOU'RE the stalker. (I write on your work bathroom mirror in blood)"

"Why does santa say ho ho ho? Because three hos are better than one!"

"I don't really have a ""blood type."" I think all bloods can surprise you if you just give them a chance."

"What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry? Your mum"