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"A man came into a bar....no, wait, it was a horse. A man came into a horse......."
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"A joke my physics teacher told us Student: ""Did you get a haircut?"" Teacher: ""No I got them all cut."""
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"A joke my three year old brother told me Why do cows poop carrots? BECAUSE THEY'RE CARROT COWS!!!"
"Why did 2Pac go to the gym? To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me"
"Sorting out Problems Remember, whenever you have a problem with someone, use hydrochloric acid. It's always a solution."