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Joke of the Day

"Doctor: ""You have a blockage in your small & large intestine"" Barista: ... Barista: ... Doctor: *Sigh* ""Ok, Tall & Venti intestine."""

"The blonde couldn't add Question: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? Answer: She couldn't find the 10 key."

"Be Alert The world needs more lerts."

"What's black, blue, and hates sex? The five year old boy in my basement."

"My girlfriend and I play a game where we see who can yell rape the loudest while having sex. She doesn't know we play it but she still wins every time."

"Today is the day when Marty Mcfly was supposed to arrive in the future and we still don't have hoverboards! I bet you that Michael J. Fox is just sitting at home shaking with anger"

"A woman walks in to a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre So he gave her one."

"Teaching Japanese kids how to eat with spoon and fork."

"What did they say about the pastry with the low IQ? He was Retarted"

"I support Trump on a number of issues, but the one thing I cannot get over is the wall heh"