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Joke of the Day

"I think elephants are overprotected But I suppose it's easy for me to say that from my ivory tower."

"I showed my family facebook a few years ago, and haven't heard from them since. Best decision ever"

"When was pasta introduced to the Middle East? when someone fed a genie alfredo"

"knock knock! who's there? not trayvon martin -- that nigga dead!"

"Barista: got a latte for ""Batman""! Is there a ""Batman"" here? *everyone looks at me* Me [dressed as Batman]: that's not me, my name is Jack"

"How do you circumcise a whale? Send down four skin-divers"

"I went to zoo and all they had was a dog It was a shit-zoo"

"Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar... followed by Batman."

"If con is the opposite of pro it must mean Congress is the opposite of progress?"

"What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun? Recoil"