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Joke of the Day

"I think elephants are overprotected But I suppose it's easy for me to say that from my ivory tower."

"What is a gentleman monkey? A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won't monkey around with another monkey's monkey."

"What do you say when your mom walks in on you fapping? C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!"

"Things were different in the 80s one time I was kidnapped for a week and no one looked for me. I came home & my room was converted to a gym."

"Why did the christian girl like to be choked during sex? So she could be closer to God."

"Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages? No one could perform the execution well enough."

"Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Sister : Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Brother : Because the people would think I am F**king you."

"How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two!.......pac. ^(*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)"

" Taken Single Depends on how drunk I am."

"I'm at my most James Bond when I charge past the guards*, use my atomic laser**, and open the safe*** * 3 cats ** can opener *** catfood can"