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Joke of the Day

"D&D character name I'm going to make a half man half horse cleric and name it centaur for disease control"

"Alternative ""For every day that ends in why?"" For every day that ends with your mom."

"As a farmer I've heard lots of jokes about sheep. I told them to my dog but he'd heard them all."

"What do you call a wolf you cant find? A where wolf."

"I was a bit of a nerd in high school. Instead of chasing girls I was studying philosophy My friends always said that I put Descartes before the whores."

"looking back, I wish I'd bought my baked beans online... Heinz site's a wonderful thing"

"If I'm ever on Jeopardy I hope the final category isn't ""Can You Tell These Mumford & Sons Songs Apart."""

"Im never going to public bathrooms again Because last time i was there, shit went down"

"Hang in there, people suffering from natural disasters and deadly diseases - we're putting ribbons on our cars as fast as we can"

"Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home? Because he had too many shots."