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Joke of the Day

"D&D character name I'm going to make a half man half horse cleric and name it centaur for disease control"

"Why do Republicans make good DJs? Because they know how to shut the House down."

"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler?? Michael Phelps managed to finish a race."

"Nigel Farage walks into a bar Convinces the patrons to set it on fire, and then leaves."

"What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$? Yeah."

"Whats so great about twenty-five year olds? There's 20 of them! (I can't believe this isn't a repost.)"

"I really hate those russian stacking dolls. They are so full of themselves."

"what do you call a vampire that sucks mucus instead of blood? nose-feratu!"

"Jokes are sort of like Middle Eastern policies. Some are decent, but it's really the execution that counts."

"Spider Can, Spider Can, bunch of spiders in a can. Shake it up, spiders mad, open it, they bite your hand. Look out! I have a spider can"