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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump secretly wants to lose the election? If he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."

"I've lost interest in dating I decided to tell my therapist that archaeology just wasn't my thing anymore."

"Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics? Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States."

"Finally watching Michael Bay's TMNT. Best part so far is a dude answering a Skype call and yelling ""How did you get this number?!?"""

"Two birds are sat on a perch. One turns to the other and says ""Can you smell fish?"""

"Home is where the heart is, and hopefully it's where all of the other vital organs reside too."

"Did you hear about the man who was always late? He was diagnosed with premature ejaculation. And still comes late."

"Turns out there isn't a single sexy explanation for having a fork in your bed."

"There are certain people who assume that I'm intelligent. These people aren't aware that I cannot tear off perforated paper."

"TIL Ron Jeremy is a porn star I always thought he was just an actor but as soon as he came on the screen it was clear"