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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you know if a chef is a clown? A: The food tastes funny."
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"The amount of stuff coming out of this woman's handbag as she searched for her keys, I wouldn't be surprised if that missing Malaysian plane is in there too."
"Thinking of starting an all Asian band Just so we can be called GnarLee"
"My wife says I act really immature and need to grow up I told her to get the hell out of my pillow fort with that negative attitude"
"Q. How would you write do not touch in Braile? A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)"
"You know what I hate about some of the jokes submitted to this sub? When people repeat the title in the description."
"What do ""Damn Daniel"" and pedophiles have in common? They both have white vans"
"I always suspected that Matthew McConaughey was a rebel. That suspicion was confirmed when I saw what he wore every single day after Labor Day. All white, all white, all white."
"My daughter told me she wants to be a secret agent. Based on that alone, I don't think she'd be a good secret agent."
"When I have a daughter I'm naming her Leroy. No guy will ever say ""Yo bro I hooked up with Leroy last night"" how would that sound?"