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Joke of the Day

"What do ""Damn Daniel"" and pedophiles have in common? They both have white vans"

"What do you call an Italian at the World Cup Finals? A referee"

"Little known fact: Most Star Wars' space fights filmed in a church Pew Pew Pew"

"How did the tugboat get AIDS? It was rear-ended by a ferry."

"Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride? It was two tired..."

"Did you know there are bees that produce milk? Yeah, they are called boo bees."

"What advice did Tiger Woods' dad have for Tiger during training? Concentrate on golffuck everything else."

"You look like the grinch with plastic surgery gone wrong!"

"Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time? ...it was Luke warm."

"Come on down! You're the next contestant on STFU!"