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Joke of the Day
"My buddy said I was a horrible wing man last night, but I'm not sure. I ate like 90 of them."
Next Joke
"What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper."
"My card got declined buying toilet paper shit."
"Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !"
"What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? The Easter Barney!"
"What do you call a ghost chicken? A poultry-geist!"
"I hope that someday we can live in a world without plagiarism. You may say I'm a dreamer. But I'm not the only one."
"""Would you like to partake in resistance training?"" ""No."" ""That's what I like to hear."""
"Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!"
"What kind of sweets do trucks like? Lorrypops."