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Joke of the Day

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Can I get you a drink?"" Descartes starts to say, ""I think not--"" but he disappears. I AM SO FUNNY, RIGHT GUISE?"

"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."

"[during ultrasound] wife: I really thought you were the father me: how could you do this to me? wife's grey and black lover: I told y'all"

"When it boils down to it water is just steam."

"Can you guys give me the names of some famous athletes and prisoners? I'm making a pros and cons list."

"I'm in a band called ""Transportation"". We're going places."

"Freedom Knock Knock Joke ""Knock knock"" ""who's there"" ""freedom"" ""freedom who?"" ""Just kidding, freedom doesn't knock freedom rings"""

"Pa's being chased by a bull! Well what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!"

"No matter how kind you are.... German kids are kinder."

"What's the difference between LIGHT and HARD? You can sleep with a light on."