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Joke of the Day
"Get rich quick scheme #12 Sell windows/glass in Baltimore"
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"""Despite my best efforts, my hot air balloon just isn't going to fly."" ""Dude, that's a bike with a blanket on it."" ""My best efforts."""
"In life, sometimes it's not good to be very specific. For instance, it's okay to say ""I love kids"" but it's frowned upon to say ""I love 12 year olds."""
"Did you hear about the little person psychic who broke out of jail? Police are looking for a small medium at large."
"Two Goldfish Are Sitting In A Tank One turns to the other and says ""I'll man the guns, you drive"""
"Me*taps wife's shoulder*Whatcha doin? wife:Meditating me*still tapping*Why? wife: It helps me relax me*still tapping* Is it working? wife:No"
"Geico could probably save you more than 15 percent if they stopped spending 95 billion dollars on advertising."
"My biggest fear is that I have already discovered time travel and I will bump into myself and spoil the surprise."
"This girl text me: ""your adorable I text back: no YOU'RE adorable Now she likes me and I was just pointing out her typo..."
"I can't believe I just stopped a girl from being rapped. I got tired and stopped chasing her."