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Joke of the Day

"[Couples Therapy] HER: He keeps pretending he's a doctor. This relationship is dead HIM: I'm calling it. Time of death, 9:26 ME: OMG SEE!"

"I'm so good at cutting things into little pieces and showing them who's boss I **decimate** tests."

"Limericks eh ? There was this girl from Boston, Mass. She wade into the sea and wet her ankles, it doesn't rhyme now, but just wait until the tide comes in"

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those that understand binary, and those that don't."

"What is Rickon Stark's favorite band? One Direction"

"SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE PREGNANT LADIES GETTING READY FOR THE BIG WEEKEND COMING UP !!! #labordayweekend"

"There's a gang going through our town, systematically shoplifting clothes in size order ... The police believe they're still at large."

"Secret: Something which is told to one person at a time."

"What do jews and people of GTA have in common? You get chased if you have a star"

"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk... budumdum tssssss"