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Joke of the Day
"Don't ""psh"" me, Coca Cola I just opened."
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"Fred: ""I can't believe Ben is in the hospital. Just yesterday, I saw him with a gorgeous blonde."" Bob: ""So did his wife."""
"The most valuable lesson I learned from Hey Arnold is that it's okay to punch mouth breathers in the face."
"Just yelled ""I will strangle you in front of your pets"" out of my window to a car that cut me off in traffic on a highway in New Jersey."
"Monica Lewinsky will be voting for Trump As the last Clinton in office left a bad taste in her mouth..."
"Most Viral Trend of 2014 Announced News just in: Most viral trend of 2014 formally announced: Ebola."
"When my wife says ""I don't want to talk about it"" that's woman code for you better put your life on hold for 2 hours & find out what ""It"" is"
"What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common? They both give kids a little head."
"This one took me a while to get when I was a kid: Three guys walk into a bar The fourth one ducked."
"The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat...It's watching what other people eat."