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Joke of the Day

"""Doctor, I have an embarrassing medical problem..."" NSFW Well, what is it?"" asks the doctor. ""I have five penises."" ""Five penises!,"" exclaims the doctor, ""How does your underwear fit?"" ""Like a glove!"""

"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Fruit salad"

"What is Yellow and Red? That is *the* ultimate question."

"Coworker: You're very immature. Me: You're very observant."

"I'm going to be filing a complaint with the shampoo company... My girlfriend recently dumped me and this ""No Tears"" stuff isn't working at all."

"What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Pulls her pants up and goes home."

"They should make another Taken movie, about Liam Neeson's character being under-appreciated for trying to keep his family safe. ""Taken 4: Granted"""

"I went to a zoo and there was only one animal... It was a 'Shih Tzu'"

"How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it'll take 10 episodes."

"What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven? a 2nd born."