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Joke of the Day

"Who did the baker bring to work? His doughter."

"A joke about construction... It's still needs work."

"The janitor lady for my apartment building asked me out on a date & said she had some weed. I told her I'm not into high maintenance women."

"'I'm Spartacus' 'No I'm Spartacus' 'I am Spartacus' 'I AM Spartacus' 'I'm Spartacus' 'Look I just need someone to sign for the package'"

"Did you hear about the laptop RAM that was raped and had no memory of it? They say it was SO-DIMMy."

"Do you know why W. S. Gilbert was frequently drunk on his Trans-Atlantic crossings? Because he was quartered on the port side."

"Is thinking about doing something! Now just got to think what that something will be!!!"

"I went to a zoo, but they only had one animal there. That animal was was a dog. It was a shitzu."

"How do you blindfold an Asian? With Dental Floss"

"i did a lot of experimenting in my teen years. i knew that's what i'd have to do to become the caliber of scientist i am today"