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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if your wife is dead? If the sex stays the same but the dishes pile up."
Next Joke
"You're supposed to exercise so that you can live longer but if you have to exercise all the time do you really want to live longer?"
"I got circumcised on the NHS Which means the operation was free, you just leave a tip"
"*goes to the gym* *takes a selfie & posts it on Facebook for the wife to see* *hurries to the bar*"
"I think I got crabs from an LGBT orgy last night... I must be having too many sexes."
"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't really know Y"
"Everything is made in China Except babies. They're made in va-chinas"
"What do you call a task that isn't quite mundane? Tuesdane"
"Wrong hole. Wrong hole. Wrong hole. Wrong hole. -trying to put on my distressed denim jeans"
"How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!"