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Joke of the Day

"Identify a superhero: You see him flying: Superman If you see him climbing: Spiderman If you see him swimming: Aquaman If you see him exploding: Musulman"

"No thanks, body wraps. If I believed magic would make me thinner, I'd eat a wizard."

"How do you pick up Jewish chicks? With a vacuum cleaner."

"How do you piss off a male archaeologist? You take a shit in his car."

"My Penis was in the Guinness world record book for the bigest penis Until the librarian told me to get it out."

"Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? I would too if my name was NUYHAIMONBARG"

"I just met a girl with 12 nipples... Sounds pretty freaky, *dozen tit.*"

"All the Kardashian girls sound like they've just been lobotomized and can only remember the words ""I just feel like..."""

"Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent."

"Why'd the pervert cross the road? He couldn't pull out of the chicken"