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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what the real letdown about John Glenns death is? It's the second time that Yuri Gagarin beat him to it."

"I miss being able to use the excuse ""I wasn't home when you called""."

"What does the Illuminati smell like? New World Odor"

"I'm always on the guest list at Club Sandwich."

"According to my FitBit, last week I burned 23 calories and my Ex's house."

"I dont know why people are disappointed when they find out a celebrity crush is married.As if that was their only obstacle to being together"

"Do you know what a Timberwolf is? No. Thats a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her inbetween the limbs."

"Taming Wild Cats by Claude Face"

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary, those who don't, those who think this joke is in base 3, and those who know this joke is in base 4."

"A Paladin takes his car to a mechanic. ""Whenever I'm driving, I get these strange urges to run over pedestrians."" The mechanic has a look under the car. ""Your alignment is off."""