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Joke of the Day
"Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious"
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"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I'd never pay to have a lentil on my face"
"""I have a dream that one day little black children will work together with little white children, to destroy Superman."" Martin Luthor King"
"The best part about pooping with the bathroom door open in the morning is being able to see everyones face at Starbucks."
"TIL that if you plug your amp into a 12"" instead of your 8"", you get fireworks. Whoops. Wrong sub."
"I've recently started eating steel It's a refined taste"
"If you're heartbroken, remember: There are plenty of fish in the sea. But I'd advise giving mankind another chance first."
"At what time of day was Adam born? Just before Eve."
"Dog Park Kid: What's his name? Me: Dorito. He's a therapy taco. Don't pet him. Kid:*Throws Ball* Taco:*Chases it. Lettuce flies everywhere*"
"My new girlfriend asked me how many girls I've slept with. ""Eleven,"" I replied. ""Wow! You must be a player,"" she laughed. ""No,"" I said, ""I'm their coach."""