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"""GRAAAAAAIIIINNNNS"" Vegetarian Zombie"
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"Why do monks wear the same clothes every day? Because old habits die hard."
"Science created airplanes and skyscrapers Faith brought them together"
"The driver & Police Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""
"in other news: 8 hours from now, half the country will be screaming about tragedy and loss b/c some dudes didnt catch a ball enough times"
"What did the cave woman use as a dildo? A fucking rock"
"What do you call a censored DMX song? A really good instrumental"
"HR: How do you think we can better handle this in the future? ME [glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut]: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl"
"Who Saw Him Go? by Wendy Leeve"
"Man walks into a bar with a piece of tarmac.... He said "" can i have a drink and one for the road"""