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Joke of the Day

"Does anyone else find it ironic when a celebrity with a face full of Botox talks about having the freedom of expression?"

"The Chinese language actually evolved from the English language... it all started off when one person whispered something to the next person, then he whispered it to someone else, and so on..."

"Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger? It's meteor."

"Contrary to popular belief, Stalin was from Georgia, not Russia. Stalin wasn't Russian anywhere."

"Scientists recently discovered T-Rex hunted in packs, confirming once again that we should all send that asteroid a thank you card."

"There's nothing more annoying than someone trying to live by their values"

"What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist? The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train."

"Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!"

"I accidentally swallowed some Liquid Paper last night ...Today, I woke up with a massive correction."

"Don't use asian prostitutes you'll just be horny again in an hour"