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Joke of the Day
"Those rappers seem to have an unhealthy interest in female dogs, don't they?"
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"I don't like Fahrenheit. I don't like Celsius. I don't like Kelvin. I prefer to measure my degrees in Radians."
"What do you call a joke with no punch line?"
"Every episode of my life starts with a short recap and the voice over says ""Previously on wasted potential..."""
"MY WEDDING: tetris theme plays as i slowly inch down the aisle, trying to perfectly fit my finger in the ring"
"Did you hear about the bloke who tried to kiss his girlfriend in the fog and mist."
"knock knock... ""knock,knock"" ""who is there?"" ""KGB"" ""KGB who?"" (you slap a person across the face)""we ask the questions around here"""
"Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve? Because 9, 8, 7...."
"If you assume all turtlenecks have sleeves, prepare to have your world rocked when this jacket comes off."
"There have been a lot of pro nazi posts on here lately Anne Frankly I'm sick of it"