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Joke of the Day
"What did they say about the pastry with the low IQ? He was Retarted"
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"Do you know why Bill Clinton played the saxophone? Because he lost his whoremonica"
"Someone Told me that Airplanes are the Safest Way to Travel... Now my friend has a Cessna in his living room..."
"They say pizza is like sex... Even when it's bad you can still put your dick in it."
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Ceasars *drops mic, Harlem shakes off stage*"
"Pretty sure the guy who named them ""walkie talkies"" got fired before he could name other military equipment."
"I failed my chemistry lab exam. I was in the middle of performing a chemical reaction but I got sued by the Fine Bros."
"What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping? Lazy bones."
"Is it yoga if you wear sweatpants all day and then hunch over the garbage can as you eat a burrito?"
"I recently bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."