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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping? Lazy bones."
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"What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane? Hi Jack!"
"Don't ask God to cure cancer & world poverty. He's too busy finding you a parking space & fixing the weather for your barbecue."
"Terry wogans head stene is to be left blankity blank"
"What does American beer and sex on a boat have in common? They're both fucking close to water"
"This is joyous. Go to any YouTube video. Pause it. Click anywhere outside the video and then type 1980. Now defend yourself."
"If Hillary brought a carpet bag to New York, what did Bill bring? Hard wood."
"Why was the black person sad? Police Brutality"
"Where do you find a zebra? 25 letters after a, brah."
"Thought I heard reggae music coming from the office... ...but it was just the printer jammin'"