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Joke of the Day

"Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk? Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans."

"rumours - Moishe, when you're not at home, the neighbors are spreading rumors about you! - Oh, when I'm not at home, let them even beat me!"

"You know what the most infuriating thing ever is? [removed]"

"Knock Knock.. Who's there? Knock Knock.. Who's there? Knock Knock.. Who's there? Open the door! I'm the pilot."

"How does the Pope pay for things online? Papal"

"What happens to a jew when he runs into a wall with an erection? He breaks his nose"

"A math teacher ought to be president... To make America integrate again."

"Iron Man is a superhero Iron Woman is a command."

"Knock knock. Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!"

"I learned two things in prison. Don't sweat the petty, and don't pet the sweaty!"