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Joke of the Day

"Just Bcoz My Status Is ""Single"" It Doesnt Means I'm ""Available"". It's Just That My Mother Is In My Friends List On Facebook."""

"Donations Son: ""Dad, there is someone at the door to collect donations for a community swimming pool."" Father: ""Okay, give him a glass of water."""

"My wife treats me like GOD!! She takes no notice of my existence till she wants something."

"I forget... What's that Mexican dish called with rice, chicken, beans, guacamole, cheese and salsa?"

"Can you name all the dissimilarities between men and women? I can't either, but I'm sure there's a vas deferens."

"My enemies are gonna be so sorry if I ever get out of this bean bag chair."

"What is an electrician's favorite vehicle? A Voltswagen"

"Watching a Sarah McLachlan concert on TV on a Saturday night. It's funny, this wasn't on my bucket list yet I feel so close to actual death."

"When I get overly proud of America, I simply remember that in 1999 we made Mambo No. 5 a number one hit."

"I wrote a theatrical performance based on puns... It was a play on words."