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Joke of the Day

"I forget... What's that Mexican dish called with rice, chicken, beans, guacamole, cheese and salsa?"

"A soft drink is just a drink that needs a minute. Just give it a minute, this has never happened to it before."

"What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp? And Abori-genie."

"If your ringtone is a Black Eyed Peas song you have 4 seconds to answer before the entire office throws their stapler at you."

"Donut that is out of this world!!! What do you call a donut that is out of this world? -----Astronaut-----"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hockey Barbie ...comes with hockey stick and missing teeth"

"*starts throwing a fit* Iron man: Here. Eat a Snickers. Doctor Banner: Thanks, bro."

"Whats worse than being adopted Being adopted twice."

"The more I think about it the more I fucking HATE Rutherford B. Hayes!"

"I have two short jokes and one long joke. . . Joke Joke Joooooooooooooooooooke. (I apologize to everyone. That one offended even me.)"