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Joke of the Day

"I wrote a theatrical performance based on puns... It was a play on words."

"I went to the zoo today, but the only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih Tzu"

"So we can send men to the moon, but we can't get a button that let's us edit a typo on a tweet after its been sent?"

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face..... :D eh. Eh.?"

"After exercising and eating right all week on Saturday I'm like the Kool-Aid man running into Chipotle."

"how does every racist joke start? with a look over your shoulder."

"What's the difference between a chicken drumstick and a penis? If you answered ""I don't know""? Then would you like to go for a picnic?"

"Do you know why women aren't allowed in space? * To avoid scenarios like: ""Houston, we have a problem!"" * ""What is the problem?"" * ""Yeah, great, pretend like you don't know what I'm talking about!"""

"""Hey! check out my new ink"" *removes shirt, stands naked* ""Dude!, I don't see anything"" ""It's invisible ink"""

"I burned my Hawaiian pizza today... I guess I should have put the oven on aloha setting..."