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Joke of the Day
"How come we never see hideous fish men around any more? Dagon."
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"Why would Adrian Peterson be a great baseball player? Because he's a switch hitter"
"59 days until Christmas. I better start untangling the lights."
"[date gets back from the bathroom] those batman toys in the tub are so cute! How old are your kids? ""kids?"""
"What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks? Al Frap-Pacino"
"Two nuts were walking down the street.. One was assaulted"
"The city I live in had its annual incest competition. So I entered my sister."
"A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair"
"Im so glad I learned sign language its pretty handy"
"Did you hear about the guy who used the door knocker? He won a no bell prize. I'm sorry if this is a repost. I searched but couldn't find anything close."