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Joke of the Day
"Im so glad I learned sign language its pretty handy"
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"The most disturbing thing about fossil fuels is when Larry King pisses into his gas tank and drives off."
"""He's a jerk. I'm over him anyway. (5 minutes later) Ooh, he texted! I want to have his babies!"" -Women"
"Elephant 911: What's ur em- Elephant: MOUSE Elephant 911: WHERE Elephant: FLOOR Elephant 911: JUMP ON THE TABLE [table breaking noises]"
"Ever hear of a 68? It's like a 69, only you do me and I owe you one."
"So a work colleague told me that Prince died and they found his body in a lift. Well, he was obviously coming down with something."
"It's all fun and games until your iPhone is at 10% power."
"We All KEA! My first day on the job at an IKEA store, I was told by my boss that employees needed to go to the meeting room before every shift. I asked why. He said, ""Assembly required."""
"Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?"
"STAR WARS SPOILERS Admiral Ackbar has gained quite a bit of weight and everyone calls him ""Admiral Snackbar"""