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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the melons secretly get married? Because they were cant elopes"
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"Recently, a Catholic hair stylist made news traveling around slandering the pope and Catholicism, angering many members of the faith. The pope denounced him... calling him a ""hair-a-tick"""
"What did the man say to his penis when it offered him a fight? Come on then you *little squirt*!"
"What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ? The bombshell !"
"I wonder if whiskey thinks about me too."
"You won't believe how these like-minded high schoolers are luring new student victims! Clique Bait"
"Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job? He ate his tacho."
"What do you call two nuts on the wall? Walnuts. What do you call two nuts on a chest? Chestnuts. What do you call two nuts on a chin? A good blowjob."
"Who gets the most ass in college? The chair"
"There's a thin line between ""I should tweet about that"" and ""I should talk to a therapist about that."""