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Joke of the Day
"What did the Jewish pedophile ask the kids? ""You kids wanna buy some candy?"""
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"JKLMNOPQRST That's all that stands between U and I :)"
"I'll never forget what my grandfather told me before he died. He said ""Never forget what I'm about to tell you"" then some story about corn."
"Coldplay is doing charity work in an African hospital. They met a few jaundice patients. Chris Martin said 'It was great. They were all yellow'"
"So, I understand Michael Jackson died from food poisoning... ...he choked on a 9-year old weiner."
"Why did Mickey Mouse leave Minnie Mouse? She was fuckin' Goofy."
"What did One Direction say when they became popular? Zayn Ma Luck"
"I heard that #TheDress debate has already destroyed 18 relationships. These people probably shouldn't be breeding anyway."
"Been doing a lot of gay clubbing recently The baby seals put up less of a fight though..."
"gordon brown is so boring, if he were a spice girl, his name would be ""salt"""