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Joke of the Day
"Why did Mickey Mouse leave Minnie Mouse? She was fuckin' Goofy."
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"What's a dentists favorite time? Tooth hurty"
"Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"So I Went to the doctor And he told me to quit masturbating. I said ""whys that?"" He said ""Because you're in my office"""
"A terrorist invites his socially awkward friend to a party ""C'mon,"" he said, ""It'll be a blast."""
"I like to do my laundry naked so that all my clothes are clean. Unfortunately, the patrons at the laundromat don't seem to agree."
"FOUR stages of girl & boy relation! 1. hand in hand. 2. that in hand. 3. hand in that. 4. that in that."
"""Makin all the ladies drop they panties"" I brag, pulling the fire alarm at Victoria's Secret."
"Many homosexuals went into battle in World War I. Only a few came out"
"If I had a dollar for every time someone used the wrong ""they're""... Their wouldn't be enough money on the planet."