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Joke of the Day
"Why did Mickey Mouse leave Minnie Mouse? She was fuckin' Goofy."
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"If a parsley farmer is sued... can they garnish his wages?"
"What makes a black joke funny? A grape punch line"
"Q: What has two legs and bleeds? A: A chopped baby"
"You know what's the worst thing about having sex with 28 year olds? You have to keep track of all twenty of 'em"
"What does Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump have in common? Jeffrey Epstein."
"The Republicans asked the Democrats what it would take to stop being considered stupid. The democrats said ""Just put forth one presidential candidate who can make a brain surgeon look like an idiot."""
"What do you call a color that doesn't exist? A pigment of your imagination."
"I asked god for a bike but I knew it didn't work that way... So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness instead."
"My friend loved to collect tractors but stopped after he had a bad accident in one. These days he helps the fire service by removing all the smoke from burning buildings... ...he is an ex-tractor fan."