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Joke of the Day
"I capture lions for a living... I guess you could say I take pride in my work."
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"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey!"
"Why did the black chicken cross the road? It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan"
"How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. A man, his wife, and his cousin"
"The best joke about vampires EVER Just kidding. They all suck."
"What's a Japanese person's hangover cure? Soba Noodles"
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of feminists can change a light bulb, because feminists can't change anything."
"I don't know why they have flavored condoms It's not like my asshole has taste buds. My brother told me this, sorry if it's a repost."
"making holy water is easy.... you boil the hell out of it but how to you turn that holy water back into regular tap water? You cook the bejesus out of it. *bejesus may be a local slang but i hope not."
"Why is Kylo Ren so lonely all the time? He's Ben Solo his whole life"