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Joke of the Day
"Why did the black chicken cross the road? It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan"
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"I don't care what your bio says. You retweet me, it's not only an endorsement, it represents the views of your employer."
"Plot twist: two birds kill YOU with one stone."
"Idiot college called, they want there mascot back."
"Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)"
"How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but he has to manufacture it first."
"Why does Donald Trump secretly want to lose the election? Because if he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."
"Why did god give women two sets of lips? So they can piss and moan at the same time."
"A cheetah and a lion are racing in Africa After the cheetah easily wins, the lion complains: ""Man, you're a cheetah"" and the cheetah says: ""Naw man you're a lion""."
"I don't think my new air conditioner likes me very much It keeps giving me the cold shoulder"