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Joke of the Day
"Why did the black chicken cross the road? It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan"
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"HR says that we are no longer able to say to anyone ""if ignorance is bliss you must be such a happy person"" even if we smile as we say it."
"Whats the difference between an anal thermometer and an oral thermometer? the taste!"
"So I posted an opposing view on r/The_Donald [removed]"
"I recently got a tattoo with Chinese symbols that reads, ""I don't know. I don't speak Chinese."" Then when people ask me what it means..."
"A surface topologist sits in a coffee shop thinking deeply about his research... he takes a sip from his doughnut."
"Election There was an election in New York."
"Never date a baker They're too kneady"
"Do babies know they're stupid?"
"What do Roman Polanski and Bumblebee Tuna have in common? They both come in little cans."