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Joke of the Day
"How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool? ""Please get out of the pool."""
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"I don't want to brag but I have a really nice bum. Found him under the bridge."
"Does anyone see the Irony in popeye eating lots of spinach? cause spinach, actually has tons of Iron in it....."
"A comma is the difference between ""Yesterday, I met the strippers, Donald Trump, and Hillary Clinton."" and ""Yesterday, I met the strippers, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton."""
"There's one good thing about suffering from insomnia 3 more sleeps 'til Christmas!"
"An Australian man walked in on his girlfriend getting changed and she said ""Have you heard of knocking?"" He said ""It doesn't ring a bell"""
"Doctor Doctor my hair keeps falling out can you give me anything to keep it in ? Yes here is a paper bag !"
"The truth is out there; it just hasn't been indexed well."
"What do Michael Jackson and Mcdonalds have in common? They both stick their meat between 13yo buns."
"Chuck Norris once went sun-bathing... ...but unfortunately there were no towels available on the sun."