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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? a rip off."
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"What's six feet tall, black and screaming? Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron."
"Q: Why did the comedian do time? A: Is it cause his jokes killed? (Nope, one in ten dead)"
"My Life Thats the joke"
"Going on the Obama diet... Putin will eat my lunch everyday..."
"What do cats love to read. catalogs"
"To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris."
"What do Jimmy Saville and Lady Thatcher have in common? They both fucked miners in the 80s."
"Police are like a box of chocolates.... They'll kill your dog."
"What is the most socially unacceptable joke you know? Preferably really dark or 'just plain wrong' jokes."