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Joke of the Day

"A dog, a blonde, a rabbi, a priest, a nun, Helen Keller, a black guy, and a horse walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""what's this, some kind of joke?"""

"First post: unconditional love test Lock your wife/husband in the trunk of your car for an hour, then your dog. Guess who's still happy to see you..."

"I Have a Joke About the Palestinian Refugee Crisis... ... But Israeli Bad."

"What's the difference between ""choice"" and ""choose?"" ""Choice"" is your ability to make decisions, ""choose"" are what Mexicans put on their feet."

"What's 20 feet long and smells like piss? It's a line dance at the old folks home..."

"Dear K"", Thanks for being there for me when times get awkward. Sincerely, Got nothing to say."

"Whoever said the way to a man's heart is through his stomach... Was aiming a little high..."

"Called my wife a whore I called my wife a whore once during sex. She made me pay for that afterwards."

"I know this is the kind of thing everyone avoids talking about, but I'm going to say it. I think I'm smarter than most, if not all, babies."

"*Dies and goes toward the light* Light: ""I have a boyfriend"""