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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the cow who couldn't give milk? She was an udder disappointment."

"What does a black man do after sex? (somewhat racist) 15 to Life!"

"Thinking outside the box is dangerous... Because that's where all the cats leave their poo."

"Why can no one win at the Bangkok Olympics ? Because it's always a THAI game."

"I had sex with an escort once but it went horribly wrong. I burned my dick in the exhaust pipe."

"Bert and Ernie Bert asked Ernie if he would like any ice cream. Ernie replied ""Sure Bert"""

"Patient: Doctor my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too. Patient: Good you should come and see my collection. I've got hundreds of them."

"Carbon was under a lot of pressure from his parents to marry Silicon so Carbon gave her a diamond."

"Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car? So they can park in the handicapped spot."

"Boss: You wrote one of your strengths is invisibility and that seems--what are you doing?! Me (giving him the finger): Wait--you can see me?"