27080

Joke of the Day

"'Vegetarians' don't eat meat. 'Vegans' also don't eat eggs, milk or cheese. The final step is to just stand there +pretend to be a tree."

Next Joke
 
"What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night? reddit"
"I'm classically trained in the art of Nintendo."
"When a track star gets best time in a race they ""Break a record"" but when I do it I've ""Falsely entered a Special Olympics event""."
"A man goes to the doctor for a prostate exam. The doctor pens the following in his notes ""Patient presented with anxiety""."
"Did you hear about the Mime Murders? It was an unspeakable horror"
"According to this grocery list I've written on my hand, I've invented a new language."
"Why couldn't the man leave Moscow? He was Snowden."
"I like my beef how I like my misbehaving teenagers... Grounded."
"I'm starting to think people are having babies solely for the Facebook likes."