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Joke of the Day

"What idiot called it the Police/Fire Department Headquarters and not GUNS 'N HOSES?"

"Everyone criticizes the Salem Witch Trials, but we haven't had a witch attack in over 200 years."

"Doctor, doctor! I only have 59 seconds to live! Just a minute!"

"Hi, you've reached my voicemail. Why didn't you text me? I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram."

"Old Aussie joke: Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling? There are 48 heads in her box - of course she`s happy!"

"668 The neighbour of the beast."

"Farmer What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor?"""

"Irish wedding vs. Irish funeral (Possibly offensive? Naah...) What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk."

"What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack? Naughty by Nature"

"What is Shaka's favorite Japanese food? Shakitori!"