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Joke of the Day
"Ann Coulter has managed to stay so thin because the last solid meal she ate was Hansel and Gretel."
Next Joke
"What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume. http://imgur.com/kG9MROJ"
"By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game."
"Two condoms are walking down the street... And they pass a gay bar. One condom turns to the other and asks ""hey wanna get shit faced?"""
"Whoever is bringing me the 3 dozen donuts each morning, thank you. But could you just leave them on my desk and not in the break room?"
"Me and a North African girl spoke in her native language for hours... We just clicked"
"People are like trees, they'll fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe."
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile... And I said ""that's a pretty big word for an 8 year old."""
"I wouldn't say my neighbourhood's been gentrified But it's been demilitarised"
"Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank."