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Joke of the Day

"That show ""Catfish"" should just be called ""People Who Have Never Heard of Google."""

"When is it time to go to bed at Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand touches the little hand."

"Want to hear a joke about Alzheimer's?"

"What is long and hard that women don't have compulsorily? The military service."

"Why is French body armour so cheap? They only need it for their back"

"Woman's Logic: Bikini No problem. Bra and underwear: OMG DON'T LOOK!!!"

"Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine"

"Johnny: Will you marry me? Jenny: You have to ask my father first. Johnny: (later) Well, I asked him. Jenny: And what did he say? Johnny: He said he's already married."

"What's the Difference between Jam and Jelly? What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't jelly my cock in your ass. Inspiration taken from How I Met Your Mother :)"

"I was so happy when I got my first pubic hair! But instantly saddened when I realized it was just my penis :(..."